A real book! A project meant to parody the dramatics of the popular “Humans of New York,” Humans of Cards Against Humanity is that, but stupid.
The book can be read in PDF format here: Humans of Cards Against Humanity Check out the softcover edition here or the pretty, dustjacketed one here.
"I buy things on Amazon just so I have something to come home to."
I don’t have a pinky toenail. When I went to the salon for a pedicure, they painted my skin for me.
"Whenever a bad thought or an awkward memory comes unexpectedly into my brain, I start humming loudly to myself to 'drown it out.' I hum to myself a lot."
"I’m praying for the apocalypse so I don’t have to pay back my student loans."
"I somehow got invited to speak at a tech conference in Scottsdale, Arizona. I get to speak for thirty minutes, I plan on performing a one-woman show. Possibly the entirety of the Lion King. Possibly a presentation on the Syrian crisis."
"This one time, I spent two hours and thirty dollars to buy chicken nuggets for a stranger in another country. I’m still waiting for their thank you note to arrive."